I, the Willy, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
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Dear Willy,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACHbrief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of themanagement team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and areoften seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to  start   working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly beenseen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

LMFAO

Made me laugh.x

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lol very good